Cause every wasted day Becomes a wasted chance Gonna wake up feeling sorry Cause life won't wait
NOOOOOOO! DON'T KILL ME! I didn't mean it! I swear! And so it all started this morning...
I was super urgent for the toilet (to pee, not ps so i ain't smelly) and so after the scripture and gospel reading I fled to the washroom on the ground floor. And on my way out after relieving myself I decided to get a mouthful of water from the dispenser and this woman from the Chinese congregation went, "小弟弟来, Auntie 给你糖果吃" O.O No she didn't say that, it went more like, "小弟弟来, 帮 Auntie 读些华文(now everyone who knows me knows that that's a big no-no) 字." Oie Auntie, you got the wrong dude can. Me no speak no China. Damn it. Anyways, being the kind(est) Samaritan, I helped her read the single word that she pointed out, '猎'. However, thing was '猎' wasn't what came out of my mouth. I read it as'猪'. LOL. But she didn't kill me, in fact she went on reading. Damned. She must be wondering why is there a pig in the book of Luke. SORRY AUNTIE!
