Whats your name spelt backwards?
JOHN backwards = NOHJ NHOJ

What did you do last night?
Hehe, something so naughty, it's beyond your wildest fantasy!

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
PSP - Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
Well, i would try if i had one. But that's the problem.

Last time you swam in a pool?
Just a few hours ago. It was filled with black floats and the chlorine was really yellow. AND AND the pool had this really cool "FLUSH" system. It goes like whooosh!

What are you wearing?
I'm not wearing anything! =X

How many cars have you owned?
A couple. Would you like to see my collection? It's at the Lamborghini showroom.

Type of music you dislike most?
Uh music which are not on my playlist.

Are you registered to vote?
But i thought those running for congress aren't eligible to vote themselves? So i guess i'm not registered.

Do you have cable?
Yeah sure. I have LAN cables, and those which connects my CPU to my monitor. Here i'll show yo - *blacks out*.

What kind of computer do you use?
It's a normal computer.

Ever made a prank phone call?
Well that depends on who Prank is.

You like anyone right now?
Anyone? I can't name a name 'cos if not my many many girlfriends and wives would eat me for dinner.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Only if i don't need to jump off anything, yeah sure. Why not?

Furthest place you ever traveled?
From my room to the kitchen.

What's your favorite comic strip?
I don't do porn.

Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
Of course i do. I'm a patrotic citizen after all. Which country are you talking about again?

Shower, morning or night?
Uh. Night? It didn't rain this morning. But then again it may not rain tonight. =X

Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Uh..Back To The Future?

Favorite pizza toppings?
Extra.

Chips or popcorn?
Uh Nachos?

What cell phone provider do you have?
M1.

Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
No. But i've swallowed them before.

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Didn't you see Miss Universe recently? I was the winner.

Orange Juice or Apple?
I prefer to drink then to chew so i'll go with Orange Juice.

Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Sadly? I.Have.No.Friends.

Favorite chocolate bar?
Meiji! Black chocolate.

Who is your longest friend and how long?
Uh it has gotta be Joel. And how long? 1.76cm(?) i guess. Around there.

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
I have never grown a tomato at home.

Have you ever won a trophy?
Sure. I've even ate one.

Favorite arcade game?
Time Crisis 3, 4. House Of The Dead 4. Daytona. The hit-hit machine thing. And and PARA PARA! Okay fine. I can't dance.

Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Hmm. That depends. I'll tell you again once i get that word.

Sprite or 7-UP?
There's the difference?

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
Yes. In fact i wear my school uniform all the time. Even when i sleep.

Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Whaat?

Ever thrown up in public?
So far, i've only thrown rubbish into bins. Not up. But i'll try soon.

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
True love? 'Cos money is my only love. :D

Do you believe in love at first sight?
That depends on who wakes me up that morning. If it's my mum..uh..

Spongebob or Jimmy Neutron?
Spongebob. But Jimmy is smart. But Spongebob is yellow. And he's a sponge. So Spongebob.

Did you have long hair as a young kid?
Well i guess no. Everyone used to call me Botak when i was young. Wait. THEY DID?!!

What message is on your voicemail machine?
I don't believe in technology.

Where would you like to go right now?
Uh to the Land Before Time?

Whats the name of your pet?
I have many! If you're talking about dogs then they're about all the girls i know. Oh and Bentan is my Digimon. Name? WarGAYmon

What kind of bag pack do you have, and what's in it?
Uh i have a Deuter one. And it's red with holes and patches all over.

What do you think about most?
I'm thinking most hard, what to fill in for this question now.