
Weird Al Yankovic
"Ode To A Superhero"
Peter Parker was
pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that
science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over
everyone's walls
And he's swingin' all over town
La li la, li de da
La la li le la da dum
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's evil doers to fight
Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of
his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great surprise it seems she
prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain
"With great power
comes great responsibility"
That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If
you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
Again and again and again
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom
Now Norman's a
billionare scientist
Who never had time for his son
But then something
went screw and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone
And
he's ridin' around on that glider thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin
bomb
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier
without it on
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web
tonight
'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
But
where'd you come up with those tights?
It's a pretty sad day at the
funeral
Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harry's said he
wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust
Oh, and
M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary
Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequal comes
'round
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum
Sling
us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we all
sure could use us a hero now
And we think that you'll do all right
@10:11 pm // 0 souls being eaten
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