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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Is my pants really that low? Okay fine i think it is sometimes but hey! It's too big. Been running away from Mr Mak for the entire week, after that frightful incident. He keeps pulling my pants all the way up laah. It goes up so high, my groin* manhood starts to hurt! And i'll be teaching about Newton's 4th Law later on in the post, so go wreak your brain over it for a bit first. Oh and did i mention i like to eat Nasi LeMAK too? =D Kidding.

Hectic's the word i'll use to phrase up yesterday and the night before before's. So many homeworks, and so many more to come! Not to mention the tests up ahead, the maths, history(damn that Wong B.iT.ch) and physics next week. Let's hope and pray for my week to be better? =) Oh and remember the physics stuff i promised to teach? Here it is:
Newton's Fourth Law - John Is Cute, Without The Ugly Factor.
Not to mention there's a formula which comes along with it too,
Cute(without the ugly factor) + Handsome = John
Don't think it's too difficult for understanding, and best thing? It's usable for every math sum. =) Okie back to today, schooled and after, was forced to help the class in some Chinese Mahjong competition. Not gonna go into details but a piece of wisdom, you need a handsome guy in your team to win, or at least almost win. =D Went to Terence house after and PSPed and Mahjong(the real thing this time round).

And so to round up today's post, you're cute, i'm cuter. =) And..i have nothing more to say. Haah

Cheers!

* - Groin is the fold or hollow on either side of the front of the body where the thigh joins the abdomen. So technically, guys shouldn't use the term groin if they are referring to the thang.
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Just Jack
"Starz In Their Eyes"


They'll be making sure you stay amused
They'll fill you up with drugs and booze
Maybe you'll make the evening news

And when you're tripping over your dreams
They'll keep you down by any means
and by the end of the night you'll be stifling your screams

Since you became a VIPerson
It's like your problems have all worsened
Your paranoia casts aspersions
On the truths you know

And they'll just put you in the spotlight
And hope that you'll do alright
Or maybe not

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
Why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
So why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
Starz in their eyes?

Remember they said you'd show them all
Emphasise the rise but not the fall
And now you're playing a shopping mall

Your mum and dad they can't believe
What you appear to have achieved
While the rest of these users are just laughing in their sleeves

Since you became a VIPerson
It's like your problems have all worsened
Your paranoia casts aspersions
On the truths you know

And now the tabloids use your face
To document your fall from grace
And then they'll tell you that that's just the way it goes
That's just the way it goes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
It's the same old story well they just didn't realise
And it's a long way to come from the dog and duck karaoke machine
And Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
It's the same old story well they just didn't realise
And it's a long way to come from your private bedroom dance routines
And Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
Why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
So why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
Starz in their eyes?

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
It's the same old story well they just didn't realise
And it's a long way to come from the dog and duck karaoke machine
And Saturday night's drunken dreams

(When I grow up im going to be famous)

Behind the steel barrier and sequence and glitter
Five inch heels still knee deep in the litter
Each of them a bitter bullshitter,
Wrapped up in the cloak of fake glamour, getting lost in the camera
Well footprints are fools gold, diamonds crusts on their one off plimsolls
So little time for these one off arseholes
Rigour mortis Ken and Barbie dolls,
A pair of big shades and a push up bra,
It's such a short gap between the gutter and stars,
That you've come a long way from the place that you started
So why'd you wanna go and get so down hearted

Welcome to the kingdom of the blagger
Uncutting you nose clean, coating you bladder
A whole lot happier a whole lot sadder,
Used to be satisfied but now you feel like Mick Jagger,

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
It's the same old story well they just didn't realise
And it's a long way to come from the dog and duck karaoke machine
And Saturday night's drunken dreams

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
It's the same old story well they just didn't realise
And it's a long way to come from your private bedroom dance routines
And Saturday night's drunken dreams
and see Kylie, i don't post songs for someone. At least not this one. =)

@8:03 pm // 0 souls being eaten



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"Somebody To Love"
Glee Cast
Heh.
My name is John and God is my first love.

Tennis is my second love... well, for now that is.

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