Dumdum dumdum, and welcome back to Channel Handsome's 9.30 news. We bring you an alarming calculator which has been going around the net for quite awhile. Our life reports from our reporter, John Soh Handsome. Over to you, Su Suai Ge.
Name of person 1
Name of person 2
Daniel Soh
Charmaine Hee
95 %
Lee Yew Meng
Mano
94 %
Marcus Ngeow
Uncle Bob
99 %
Fu Wei Zheng
Solitaire Showdown
89 %
Tang Jun Hao
Amber's Money
89 %
Lin Hong
Elaine Lim
87 %
Weelll acording to the results showed up above, this calculator seems to be quite honest(which by the way, is our best policy) and reliable. Let's experiment with some more people!
Ivan Leong
Tan Kylie
22 %
Terence Teo
Dorcas Tang
27 %
John Soh
Handsome Cute
44 %
So, from this, we can infer from the text that this calculator is not very accurate after all. How can John Soh be not Handsome and Cute? And Ivan, Kylie? I expect a 99% at the very least. But at least we know why Jun Hao's with Amber. One mystery solved. So back over to you in the studios.
Oh look, time's up for what we have today. See you all tmr, on Channel Handsome. This is John Soh Cute, and have a great night.
